Sunday, October 31, 2010

Halloween Humor

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
A sand-witch.

What do Italians eat on Halloween?
Fettuccine Afraid-0.

What can't you give the headless horseman?
A headache..

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
Because he had no body to go with.

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